Jack: You are under arrest. Me: What for? Jack: For having legs.
Megan while getting dressed for her band concert: This might just be the first and last time in my life I wear tan pants…
RT @jaywachtel Me: You want more pizza? Something else? You still hungry? Jack: No, just a Q-Tip. I’ve got pizza sauce in my ear.
Took the opportunity this morning to reinforce stranger danger with my kids on the walk to school. Followed along in the car yelling, “You want some candy???” and “Can you help me find my dog???” from my car window. Not sure if they ignored me because they were mortified or because they know what they should do in that situation.
Jack (after sitting next to me for 20 minutes): You know Mom, I’m going commando. Me:…Thanks for sharing.
RT @jaywachtel: At restaurant bathroom & jack walks in. Me: You can use this one. I’m done. Jack: No. I’m good. Already found my spot in the chicken coop.
- Discussing loud instruments. Jack: The third loudest instrument is probably the electric guitar...If you step it up a notch and hit the whammy bar! Boom boom pow!
It's a big old world
- Me: Jack, where are you at this morning? You already brush your teeth and stuff- looks like you just need to put shoes on?
- Jack: Yup...That's where I'm at in this big old world.
